We're Getting Married!
Save the Dip Dates for Melphy and Yats's Wedding!
MOST LIKELY Option
September 27, 2026
Other Options
January 2026 (NOT LIKELY)
December 2026 (SAFER OPTION)
January 2027 (LAST RESORT)
The CRISPIEST Nugget Celebration
Where we'll behornytogether
Philippines
Join us in the beautiful islands of the Philippines for our special day
More details about the venue will be shared whenever we have them
APRIL FOOLS ***
But I have a surprise for you so keep scrolling!
Double APRIL FOOLS(who would've thought?!)
APRIL FOOLS AGAIN
Which means this cancels out the prank that we just said earlier
So the wedding is happening after all!
All of this is TRUE.
The double april fools is the prank this year ;)
We're really getting married and we want you to be part of our special horny day!
NUGS
WEDDING NUGGETS™Extra Crispy • Extra Horny
BETTER BE THERE!
We can't wait to share our deep-fried nuggets (not boiled, you monster) with you!