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We're Getting Married!

Save the Dip Dates for Melphy and Yats's Wedding!

MOST LIKELY Option

September 27, 2026

Other Options

January 2026 (NOT LIKELY)

December 2026 (SAFER OPTION)

January 2027 (LAST RESORT)

Horny Nuggy

The CRISPIEST Nugget Celebration

Where we'll behornytogether

Philippines

Join us in the beautiful islands of the Philippines for our special day

More details about the venue will be shared whenever we have them

April Fools

APRIL FOOLS ***

But I have a surprise for you so keep scrolling!

Double APRIL FOOLS(who would've thought?!)
April Fools

APRIL FOOLS AGAIN

Which means this cancels out the prank that we just said earlier

So the wedding is happening after all!

Pet Horny Nuggy

All of this is TRUE.

The double april fools is the prank this year ;)

We're really getting married and we want you to be part of our special horny day!

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WEDDING NUGGETS™Extra Crispy • Extra Horny

BETTER BE THERE!

We can't wait to share our deep-fried nuggets (not boiled, you monster) with you!